{"id":"2011851031055868138","url":"https://x.com/brucefenton/status/2011851031055868138","text":"If this “date prep payment fee app” is real I need someone to make a parallel app where any time a man downloads this it sends another man to his house to say “Bro! What are you doing?!!” and punches him in the face.","author":{"name":"Bruce Fenton","username":"brucefenton","avatarUrl":"https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2082155002223632385/r9XyooA3_200x200.jpg"},"createdAt":"Thu Jan 15 17:20:38 +0000 2026","engagement":{"replies":6,"retweets":3,"likes":29,"views":4217},"quoteTweet":{"id":"2011830592199864613","url":"https://x.com/GoingParabolic/status/2011830592199864613","text":"Ha ha fuck you and your date prep fee.  \n\n","author":{"name":"Jason Ai. Williams","username":"GoingParabolic","avatarUrl":"https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2085483146561105921/CwQzrAEz_200x200.jpg"},"createdAt":"Thu Jan 15 15:59:25 +0000 2026","media":{"photos":[],"videos":[{"url":"https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/2011777631872827393/pu/vid/avc1/576x1024/9fe9Sfxfgo8Sw6Mv.mp4?tag=19","thumbnailUrl":"https://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/2011777631872827393/pu/img/ErtNA7Z6osMjLi_B.jpg","width":576,"height":1024}]}},"adhxContext":{"savedByCount":1,"publicTags":[],"previewUrl":"https://adhx.com/brucefenton/status/2011851031055868138"}}