{"id":"2088201419627114518","url":"https://x.com/itstoz/status/2088201419627114518","text":"A man couldn't decide which of his three girlfriends to marry, so he gave them each $1,000 to see what they would do with it.\n\nThe first bought him a bunch of expensive gifts.\n\nThe second got a total makeover to look beautiful for him.\n\nThe third invested the money, doubled it, and saved it for their future.\n\nThe man thought long and hard about how each woman spent the money... and married the one with the biggest breasts.","author":{"name":"toz","username":"itstoz","avatarUrl":"https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2088501982784811008/2amlNrCc_200x200.jpg"},"createdAt":"Fri Aug 14 09:49:50 +0000 2026","engagement":{"replies":53,"retweets":420,"likes":16862,"views":2503786},"quoteTweet":{"id":"2088055698512863575","url":"https://x.com/porqueTTarg/status/2088055698512863575","text":"\"David Guetta\"\n\nPor comentarios sobre las fotos que le sacaron al famoso DJ de 58 años junto a una joven.","author":{"name":"Tendencias en Argentina","username":"porqueTTarg","avatarUrl":"https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1633225938778439683/pytGv340_200x200.jpg"},"createdAt":"Fri Aug 14 00:10:47 +0000 2026"}}