{"id":"2075676822851731713","url":"https://x.com/slamwontmiss/status/2075676822851731713","text":"Matthew McConaughey says his parents were wild, lustful and complete outlaws.\n\nHoward Stern: “It seemed like a wild family. Your mom was a kindergarten teacher?”\n\nMatthew McConaughey: “Right. A teacher.”\n\nHoward Stern: “And she lived to what?”\n\nMatthew McConaughey: “She’s still alive. She just celebrated her 85th birthday.”\n\nHoward Stern: Yeah. “And your parents lived this lustful life”\n\nMatthew McConaughey: “They divorced twice, married three times, and were together for 39 years. Unbelievable. They were wild.”\n\nHoward Stern: “Even your dad always said, ‘I’m going to go out probably banging your mom.’”\n\nMatthew McConaughey: “He said, ‘Boys, when I go, I’m going to be making love to your mother.’ And he did. Called his shot. It happened at 6:30 a.m. on a Monday morning.”\n\nHoward Stern: “Then your mom said, “I want my man to be carried out of here nude because I want them to see the gift that was Jim McConaughey.” I mean… he must’ve had a big cock, right?”\n\nMatthew McConaughey: “Yeah. The paramedics are covering him up, all the neighbors are out in the street, and they’re taking him out through the garage. You know, the sensible thing to do at 7 a.m. is cover him. My mom’s out there, half-naked, ripping the sheet off him, yelling, ‘Get that sheet off of him! You’re going to see how big Jim went out!’\n\n“They were badasses and complete outlaws.”","author":{"name":"𝓢𝓵𝓪𝓶 👁️⃤","username":"slamwontmiss","avatarUrl":"https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2053228590372626434/0SQcWr_C_200x200.jpg"},"createdAt":"Fri Jul 10 20:21:33 +0000 2026","engagement":{"replies":282,"retweets":333,"likes":10446,"views":2282992},"media":{"photos":[],"videos":[{"url":"https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2075676551241252864/vid/avc1/1920x1080/vHudNiCw-jUuXxsP.mp4?tag=28","thumbnailUrl":"https://pbs.twimg.com/amplify_video_thumb/2075676551241252864/img/w_rHTAiT6oUhR2fB.jpg","width":1920,"height":1080,"duration":81.5}]}}