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> be anon
> studies probability theory since 14
> gets into MIT
> recruited by Jane Street
> 2 years, $350k/yr, 80hr weeks
> discovers people bet on 15-min BTC markets
> realizes he’s been training for this his entire life
> builds Poisson + Kelly model in one weekend
> loads $389
> made more in 30 days than 2 years at Jane Street
> quits and goes full-time building quant systems
> now makes 7 figures/month from a laptop in St. Barts, trading in his underwear
never before in human history has it been so easy to escape the permanent underclass
you can literally become quant by reading this article, using AI and being locked in for a 6 months
- but most of you will not
